Friday, January 30, 2004

Sign me up

I officially announce a competition for who can pay me the most to serve your prison sentence. I will accept no bids where the sentence is shorter than a year or longer than 5 years. My decision will be based on who pays me the most per month - after travel is deducted. Additional amenities will be factored into my decision (ie 401ks, health insurance, and life insurance).

leave a comment on this post, and I will contact you.

It was brought on by this article.


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