I was just waiting for this...

...,instead of giving out money to the Americans who were taxed for the money in the first place, the socialist want to give to the poorest, angriest people on earth.

"What does Osama bin Laden offer these people? Death. We have a lot to offer. For example, increased scholarships. "

Yea...That is a good idea we could try to buy off the Islamic world.
We could also give them socialized healthcare, and free candy. Their affection cannot be bought.

While it is true that Bin Laden has death to offer them, don't forget that death is what these people want.

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